I was opening up the internets to write something witty and pithy when I see the headline "Mike Tyson's daughter Dies in Tragic Treadmill Accident."
That. Is. It.
No more exercise for me. That shit could kill you!
And really, what an obituary. I wanna go out with something way more Sonny Bono than that.
Time to take up the Base Jumping I've been pondering for so many years.
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