Tuesday, June 23, 2009

On self-diagnosis

I think my headband is giving me a brain tumor. I have an intense throbbing at the base of my skull right where the knot is tied. Either that or the insanely rich chocolate cake from Grauls I had at lunch for a co-worker's wedding shower is slowly killing me.

mmmm Cake. I love cake.
Excuse me while I go see if there is anymore left.
If I'm gonna go, I may as well go happy.

Alas, I am, in one afternoon, singlehandedly rendering null and void all the diligent workouts of the past few weeks. Dammit. Maybe I will just go sniff the cake for a bit... no calories in smelling, right?

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