Best. Show. Ever.

Have you ever heard of the show "Women of Ninja Warrior" on the G4 network (which, apparently, I am the wrong age bracket and gender to have ever heard of either)?

I have now watched about two solid hours of it.  I cannot even explain it to you, internets, you'll have to see it for yourself.

All I will tell you is that it is subtitled.  And AWESOME.