Rusty wants to move off the grid

Or maybe his owners do. But this is not a political forum, it is a dog forum, so I'll leave my outrage at the door of the proverbial series of tubes (I wonder if all Alaskans think that? hmmmm).

Rusty threw up an earplug last night. At 4:00 in the morning. I was not pleased. I'm sure he wasn't either, but at least he had the good sense to shove his blanket out of the way to make clean up easier. Dogs really are living vacuums. They love to eat whatever they can get in their mouths, future be damned. If it's stinky or gross, count on a dog to eat it, roll in it, throw it up later, and then try to do the process all over again.

I wish I was so un-finicky!